how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
is wine microwaveable?
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Your shirt... Was in my pants
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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