Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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