Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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