Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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