You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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