You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
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