Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize