her vagine was all disorganized.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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