Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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