u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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