garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
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