So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
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