there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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