Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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