Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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