Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
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