**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
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and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
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Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
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