I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
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My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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