Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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