i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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