Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
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The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
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Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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