Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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