He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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