We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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