We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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