The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
i now understand why vodka
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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