Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
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At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
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Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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