What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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