Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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