I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
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I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
I stole a fireplace last night.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
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You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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