After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Randomize
