I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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