And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
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