you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
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drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
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PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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