Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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