Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
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After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
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I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
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