Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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