I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
It's like God shit irony all over that family
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
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