Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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