There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
