Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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