Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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