I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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