I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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