The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
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i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
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Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
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