I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
My dick has a subreddit
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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