xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
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