the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
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I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
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I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
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