I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I need a beard to bite.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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