Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
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If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
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He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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