come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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