is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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