i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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