she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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