i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
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im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
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Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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